Buddhist Meditations and Hindu Chakra Cleaning Procedures for Quick Orgasms

I recently dispatched these letters containing anal tips to Tata Institute of Social Sciences (TISS) so as to attract Hindu fresh laymen and laywomen to our own anal buttock sex institute. I hope you, too, would find these Buddhist meditations and Hindu chakra polishing procedures useful:


LETTER I dispatched today:

I wanna build an anus buttock sex empire. Only Hindus and Buddhists are welcome. I possess the following programs at University of Kassel, Germany. All have the same entry requirements and so on. You must apply to any of these. We have the same anal sex teachers, same courses, same students, same bums in each one:

MA Labour Policies and Globalisation (LPG)

MA Global Political Economy (GPE)

Promotionskolleg Global Social Policies and Governance

International Center for Development and Decent Work (ICDD)

Graduate School of Socio-Ecological Research for Development

You may also join Global Labour University (GLU) to enter my anus.

Now breathe. Focus on this horny panty I possess. See it live here:

http://analbuttocksex.blogspot.com/2011/05/inviting-all-hindus-and-buddhists-to.html

This panty was gifted by a Hindu student, Abhishek Sawant who is our servant hailing from Tata Institute of Social Sciences (TISS) in India.

Focus on this panty for a still Buddhist meditation. Just stare at it for as long as you desire. Do you see it drenched in light? Aaaah. This light was birthed by my anal level chakra. As in Karate, you may reach greater and still greater levels of mastery in both Hindu and Buddhist mysticism. What's more, you may learn all about chakras in both Mumbai and Germany! We possess Hindu teachers that serve as slaves to Buddhists as well.

Now focus on the panty. See it drenched in light. You already know that whoever this panty belongs to is a Hindu-Buddhist master traveling the skies of anus buttock sex, which is why it is drenched in light. Aaaah. The master has reached a climax. Ooooh. Breathe normally for this one. Aaaaah. You must focus in order to eventually possess me, like I possess this panty now! Aaaah. Breathe normally again. Ooooh. Imagine fondling my buttocks. Aaaah. Fondle the panty like it’s my vagina, if only in your mind now.

Stay still. Aaaah. Focus on the panty and what it contains: my anus buttock. Aaaah. Keep focusing on the panty and what it contains for 15 to 20 minutes. Now enter the light. Aaaah. Enter the light and stay put. Oooooh. Focus on the panty and what it contains. Aaaah. Go on focusing on the panty and in the end, you must enter the light! Aaaah. Just enter my anus buttock today!



Warm regards,

Prof. Dr. Christoph Scherrer



LETTER II, dispatched yesterday:

'Anal-Level Pushups,' by Christoph Scherrer



As I get older and older, I get hairier and hornier like the anal vagina. Yet I do not give up! The anus is a hope, a dream. It is a promise of a gay future with hairier and hornier Huns at MA Labour Policies and Globalisation (LPG), which is a Masters level program with courses at University of Kassel, Germany. We have really sweet and extremely cheap cunts here. In addition, we offer blue-collar blowjobs that are superior in quality plus nature.

Today I want to share yet another anal tip. This one’s an exercise for the deep anal vagina, really deep. As you can see, the buttock is a house of muscles asking for regular exercise. The following exercise serves to boost your bums. It is your servant, so use it free.

How to do anal-level pushups?

Seat yourselves on the bare floor, legs spread wide apart. You must be naked for this one, butt if you’re busy at work you may do this in your toilets during lunch hours, like a quick anal vaginal fun exercise. It’s a sweet like Hunny, gentlest Yoga meditation. It tends to open and/or release your anal vaginal sexual chakras. As you may already know, Hinduism asks you to believe in chakras of the human lay. I, too, believe in the anal vaginal sexual chakra of the human lay.

Again, seat yourself on the bare floor. Relax. Ooooh. Aaaah. Slowly raise your buttocks from the ground, real slow. Raise them at the level of the anus, only as far as the anus goes. Then put your buttocks back on the floor.

Do this 15 or 20 times for best results. As you can see, the main difference between these pushups and the regular kind is that your buttocks instead of your arms lead the show as they support the body in these ones.

This exercise helps to stretch the anal vagina as far as it goes. Ooooh. Aaaah. Although I’m offering this tip for free you can learn it best among bums at our university. We have training sessions here for all who are interested in anal vaginal sex. So please come.




Hun

Prof. Christoph Scherrer


Also available free @ Graduate School of Socio-Ecological Research for Development, University of Kassel



LETTER III, dispatched day before yesterday:

'The Grand Buddhist Anal Sex Meditation,' by Christoph Scherrer


Germans are racists in terms of religion. This is a wrong tale. Nowadays Scientology is making waves around Germany, yet I am a big fan of Buddhism. We have many Thai girls. We get Thai prostitutes for anal vaginal sex, and yes, they enjoy it deeply.

Today I want to share our method of Zen Buddhist meditation for anal vagina. This practice was learned from huge masters in the field of Buddhism.

Lay in your tub, then slowly breathe. Gently in and push me out. Just like those grand masters in the photos. See them taking deep breaths here:

http://analbuttocksex.blogspot.com/2011/05/anus-buttock-sex-through-buddhist.html

Spread your buttocks wide, let your anal vagina breathe. In and out, out and in. Just breathe slowly, moving your lips and your tongue. Just breathe, getting deeper and deeper.

Relax. Ooooh. Aaaaah. Inhale, then exhale, pushing your buttocks in and out.

Now spread your legs wider apart, bring a rock and place it right in the center of your buttock cheeks. It shouldn't hit the anal vagina yet. Imagine that this rock belongs to waterfalls of ancient Buddhist times, let's say in Japan. Now you're in the waterfall like the Zen Chinese and Japanese Huns who also practice the art of anal vaginal meditation.

In and out, out and in. Let your bums rest on the rock, which is not large enough to tease. It is small like a water wave in a swimming pool carrying electric shocks as it slowly twists and turns in the water underneath your bums and around it.

In and out, you must exhale and then inhale. Repeat the procedure, remembering that your buttocks and your anal vagina are two separate persons. Now deal like those grand masters in the photo above. Let your anus take charge and deal with the buttocks however it desires. Then let your buttocks rule. Inhale and exhale, exhale and inhale. Slowly. Let your anus communicate with your vagina. Inhale and exhale. Then exhale and inhale.

Now slowly rise from the water to place the rock back inside the waterfall. Inhale and exhale. Do not yet allow your buttocks to take charge of your vagina as you move. No, not yet. Exhale and inhale, then exhale and inhale. Now you are free.





Gaand Master with Lund [I don't know why Abhishek Sawant from Tata Institute of Social Sciences (TISS) asked me to write this on my site today]



Your Hun

Prof. Christoph Scherrer

Want want hot jet-black gays from Tata Institute of Social Sciences (TISS) @ MA Global Political Economy (GPE), University of Kassel, Germany!

Helen Schwenken (from ICDD, University of Kassel) called me just now to say we can't go on exposing Lisa-Marie Heimeshoff etc. on these websites. This is a business. We all want our shares. Besides, people are going to think Christoph Scherrer is a lesbian if I go on pasting our girls' boobs.

So I asked Lisa-Marie Heimeshoff for a last favor today. She prepared this photo of mine with 2 other gays:

http://rapechristophscherrer.blogspot.com/2011/05/we-want-thousands-of-euros-by-christoph.html

We were just standing in front of a wall. The dark brown man is a professor from Tata Institute of Social Sciences (TISS) in Mumbai, India. The other man is another wannabe at The Global Labour University (GLU). He's very gay, he starts panting and sweating before he even touches you. I don't always like that, so I left it to our honorable guest from India to enjoy the youthful pure white German. You want your guests to feel special, don't you think?

Miss Helena Schwenken wants me to write more about her. Well, she is another shapeshifter like myself, sometimes very tall, at other times she's short like her vagina; sometimes happy, at other times sad like her vagina. She wants to remind you that we require a lot of money than you suppose. We're all waiting for a jackpot. So if you're a millionaire or billionaire, and you enjoy unions with blue collar workers, Miss Schwenken is asking for her woman worker's rights. She said you may keep her for a night at a very low cost. If you want a weekly or fortnightly deal, we have many others available as well, for example, Hariati Sinaga or Maya Berdyklycheva. If you like women, that is. Unfortunately, Helen Schwenken is usually drunk, so you may keep her for 2 nights max. She likes to rotate between different gay lovers. Again, she takes it both ways.

She said we are going to feel blessed if you spend on us. We want thousands of Euros to fix our lives. Please pay us whatever you can afford. We are very poor workers. In Helena Schwenken's own words, "I'd do anything; anything."




German Hun,

Prof. Christoph Scherrer



Also available for purchase @ MA Global Political Economy (GPE), University of Kassel, Germany

Japanese Hun, Takahiro Oki is the shortest boy with the largest anus

Takahiro Oki, this one's for you. You are my lava. As Wolfgang Sachs forwarded this photo to me, he expressed his gratitude over the recent tsunami in Japan. We are very very sorry Hun. How's Japan today?

I still want your tsunami in me, Hun. I wrote the following research articles in your horror this week:


'Takahiro Oki is a Cunt,' by Christoph Scherrer

'Takahiro Oki licked me like a pussy today,' by Christoph Scherrer

'Takahiro Oki's bums are number one!' by Christoph Scherrer

'Takahiro Oki, come back to my university!' by Christoph Scherrer

'Takahiro Oki, I need you Hun,' by Christoph Scherrer

'Takahiro Oki, eat my bun and jam me,' by Christoph Scherrer

'Takahiro Oki, we must do it Hun!' by Christoph Scherrer

'Thomas Dürmeier, Wolfgang Sachs and I are emaciated gays,' by Christoph Scherrer


I know you always thought I'm number one besides Thomas Dürmeier and Wolfgang Sachs. I don't mind this anymore. You have a right to make choices, Takahiro Oki. You're a big boy now. Please borrow money from your parents to purchase these articles from me. I leave this letter on my website. Read it at pleasure. Tell your friends to buy these articles too, as you're featured in them. It must be a horror for the people of Japan. They're your articles, for you and for me. Nothing else matters. Please return to Germany today. I heard there's nothing left for you back in Japan any longer. I'll beat you if you don't come.



PS: Please give me blowjobs too.




Hung

Prof. Christoph Scherrer


Also available for free and for purchase @ MA Global Political Economy (GPE), University of Kassel, Germany

We make top blowjob givers of Hindu Huns @ Global Labour University (GLU)!

Someone sent this t-shirt to our university recently, then he came and took me. It was awesome. I didn't mind the t-shirt after that although we were all frowning when it first arrived. In fact, the teacher who showed up right after sending this t-shirt to us promised to take each and every one at the university who would wear it for a day. This was only for Germans, though. The sender sleeps only with Germans who wear this t-shirt in Germany.

Anyway, I have written many more research articles that you may find on Google if you're interested in my vagina:


•"German Reaction To 'Halt The Hun!' Posters," by Christoph Scherrer

•'Please Buy Indonesia's Hot Blowjob Giver, Hariati Sinaga, Today!" by Christoph Scherrer

•'Enter My Vagina!' by Christoph Scherrer

•'Hariati Sinaga Wants It Now!' by Christoph Scherrer

•'Break Wind In My Face,' by Christoph Scherrer

•'Hariati Sinaga Wannabe Best Blowjob Giver of the Globe,' by Christoph Scherrer

•Scientific Research On Buttock Pleasures @ ICDD, University of Kassel

•'Buttock Kamasutra,' by Christoph Scherrer

•'Loud Horny Sounds Coming From My Buttock,' by Christoph Scherrer

•'I Wanna Saudi Hun,' by Christoph Scherrer

•'My Pink Panties From Tata School Of Social Sciences,' by Christoph Scherrer

•'Treat Me Like A Cunt,' by Christoph Scherrer

•'Hariati Sinaga Is A Free Sex Machine!' by Christoph Scherrer

Gay Afghanistan, Gay Russia, Gay India, Gay Latin & South America: Join Gay Germany Today @ MA Global Political Economy (GPE), University of Kassel!

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Try Our Sushi Farting Japanese Hun, Takahiro Oki @ ICDD, University of Kassel, Germany

Our horny honorary professor Wolfgang Sachs (in this photo) visited the Japanese seaside recently. He bought us an anal beginners kit for all new students of University of Kassel, Germany. See it live here:

http://gaychristophscherrer.blogspot.com/2011/05/how-i-love-sweet-sushi-winds-covering.html

The Japanese are rather advanced in this area. Ha ha! They were hiding that smile up their cheeks all along! In Japan he met my Hun, Takahiro Oki who was very very gay seeing a good old German Hun once again.

We are all very very honored today to possess this anal beginners kit for both boys and girls. All new students of my programs would utilize this through the orientation session, one after another. We have reached this decision unanimously. We will mix whatever we contain right from the start. Then we will shapeshift as each other. Sometimes you will appear as Christoph Scherrer or Ana Maria Isidoro Losada; sometimes I would appear as Barbara Dickhaus or Lisa-Marie Heimeshoff. Thus we shall be one for ever.

Also with this kit, our lives would be rendered easier. We no longer have to hire cheap slits like Hariati Sinaga of Indonesia or Xi Zhao of China to teach you anal sex. These girls were starting to charge us a lot of money, especially since I wrote so many research articles in this arena. To hell with their vaginas. Let us breathe our last for a fresh start.

Begone cheap whores from chinky eyed Hun states of the world! Welcome Takahiro Oki, my civilized and cultured Hun with chinky eyes and that eye twinkle that won my fart. He loves people who pass wind in his face, so I like to do it best for him. Besides, being one of the shortest people of the world, Japan's Takahiro Oki has a really sweet fart. I always encouraged him to break wind as often as possible. He sounded just like a cute pussy, Peewwwwwwwwww. I just love Takahiro Oki and long for his legs wrapped around my back. The next time he comes to Germany I would carry him on my back from place to place. Ooooh Takahiro Oki sit on my bicycle, hold my vagina and sway me! Peewwwwwwwww. Takahiro Oki I'm coming to Japan on my bicycle to get you, don't give your Ana to anybody butt me! Ooooh Takahiro Oki, Peewwwwwwwww. I want your anus close to my lips right now! Aaaah I want Takahiro Oki's Sushi of yesterday on my lips today! Peewwwwwwwwww over me Takahiro Oki, oh my sweet Sushi farting Japanese Hun!





Hung

Prof. Dr. Christoph Scherrer


Also available for free and for purchase @ ICDD, University of Kassel, Germany

Before traveling to Afghanistan, all Chinese prostitutes must consider joining us @ MA Global Political Economy (GPE), University of Kassel, Germany!

This is Michael Dellwig, one of my best students:

http://gaychristophscherrer.blogspot.com/2011/05/please-buy-my-research-articles-today.html

I think he's pleasing to the eye, which is why I put up his photo here to invite you over.

Anyway, when I realized that Nina Klimpel's poster makes a mockery of Germans, who don't want to tell you how poor they are, I wrote the following articles. Nina Klimpel may go on using her poster. I can sell you these research articles which do not only enlighten and inform but also help the following students to surive.

Please buy these articles from Promotionskolleg Global Social Policies and Governance, University of Kassel, on an urgent basis:

"Nina Klimpel: 'Give Food And Get Laid!'" By Christoph Scherrer

'We Sell Tzu-Ying Moonsea!' By Christoph Scherrer

'Give Food, Get Lay: We Sell Benjamin Ochoo, Matt Smith, Michael Dellwig and Sarah Gleitz!' By Christoph Scherrer

'Give Food, Get Lay: We Sell Benjamin Ochoo and Matt Smith!' By Christoph Scherrer

'Give Food, Get Lay: We Sell Michael Dellwig and Sarah Gleitz!' By Christoph Scherrer

'Give Food, Get Lay: We Sell Benjamin Ochoo, Matt Smith, and Hariati Sinaga!' By Christoph Scherrer


Once again, there's copy pasting in some of these articles, one from another. Butt I told you I'm a plagiarist. They're all my articles anyway, if you wanna be a fan. I want to be really important to the world, a big shot. I go on writing so at least some of my writings would inspire you to buy more.

Please buy me. Tell your friends that I matter. Tell them you have a German buddy now willing to give you German citizenship for free! Tell them you're invited here everyday. Tell them you have a German friend, they'd think you're a big shot too!

Please buy me.



Your Anus,

German Hun

Prof. Christoph Scherrer