I recently dispatched these letters containing anal tips to Tata Institute of Social Sciences (TISS) so as to attract Hindu fresh laymen and laywomen to our own anal buttock sex institute. I hope you, too, would find these Buddhist meditations and Hindu chakra polishing procedures useful:
LETTER I dispatched today:
I wanna build an anus buttock sex empire. Only Hindus and Buddhists are welcome. I possess the following programs at University of Kassel, Germany. All have the same entry requirements and so on. You must apply to any of these. We have the same anal sex teachers, same courses, same students, same bums in each one:
MA Labour Policies and Globalisation (LPG)
MA Global Political Economy (GPE)
Promotionskolleg Global Social Policies and Governance
International Center for Development and Decent Work (ICDD)
Graduate School of Socio-Ecological Research for Development
You may also join Global Labour University (GLU) to enter my anus.
Now breathe. Focus on this horny panty I possess. See it live here:
http://analbuttocksex.blogspot.com/2011/05/inviting-all-hindus-and-buddhists-to.html
This panty was gifted by a Hindu student, Abhishek Sawant who is our servant hailing from Tata Institute of Social Sciences (TISS) in India.
Focus on this panty for a still Buddhist meditation. Just stare at it for as long as you desire. Do you see it drenched in light? Aaaah. This light was birthed by my anal level chakra. As in Karate, you may reach greater and still greater levels of mastery in both Hindu and Buddhist mysticism. What's more, you may learn all about chakras in both Mumbai and Germany! We possess Hindu teachers that serve as slaves to Buddhists as well.
Now focus on the panty. See it drenched in light. You already know that whoever this panty belongs to is a Hindu-Buddhist master traveling the skies of anus buttock sex, which is why it is drenched in light. Aaaah. The master has reached a climax. Ooooh. Breathe normally for this one. Aaaaah. You must focus in order to eventually possess me, like I possess this panty now! Aaaah. Breathe normally again. Ooooh. Imagine fondling my buttocks. Aaaah. Fondle the panty like it’s my vagina, if only in your mind now.
Stay still. Aaaah. Focus on the panty and what it contains: my anus buttock. Aaaah. Keep focusing on the panty and what it contains for 15 to 20 minutes. Now enter the light. Aaaah. Enter the light and stay put. Oooooh. Focus on the panty and what it contains. Aaaah. Go on focusing on the panty and in the end, you must enter the light! Aaaah. Just enter my anus buttock today!
Warm regards,
Prof. Dr. Christoph Scherrer
LETTER II, dispatched yesterday:
'Anal-Level Pushups,' by Christoph Scherrer
As I get older and older, I get hairier and hornier like the anal vagina. Yet I do not give up! The anus is a hope, a dream. It is a promise of a gay future with hairier and hornier Huns at MA Labour Policies and Globalisation (LPG), which is a Masters level program with courses at University of Kassel, Germany. We have really sweet and extremely cheap cunts here. In addition, we offer blue-collar blowjobs that are superior in quality plus nature.
Today I want to share yet another anal tip. This one’s an exercise for the deep anal vagina, really deep. As you can see, the buttock is a house of muscles asking for regular exercise. The following exercise serves to boost your bums. It is your servant, so use it free.
How to do anal-level pushups?
Seat yourselves on the bare floor, legs spread wide apart. You must be naked for this one, butt if you’re busy at work you may do this in your toilets during lunch hours, like a quick anal vaginal fun exercise. It’s a sweet like Hunny, gentlest Yoga meditation. It tends to open and/or release your anal vaginal sexual chakras. As you may already know, Hinduism asks you to believe in chakras of the human lay. I, too, believe in the anal vaginal sexual chakra of the human lay.
Again, seat yourself on the bare floor. Relax. Ooooh. Aaaah. Slowly raise your buttocks from the ground, real slow. Raise them at the level of the anus, only as far as the anus goes. Then put your buttocks back on the floor.
Do this 15 or 20 times for best results. As you can see, the main difference between these pushups and the regular kind is that your buttocks instead of your arms lead the show as they support the body in these ones.
This exercise helps to stretch the anal vagina as far as it goes. Ooooh. Aaaah. Although I’m offering this tip for free you can learn it best among bums at our university. We have training sessions here for all who are interested in anal vaginal sex. So please come.
Hun
Prof. Christoph Scherrer
Also available free @ Graduate School of Socio-Ecological Research for Development, University of Kassel
LETTER III, dispatched day before yesterday:
'The Grand Buddhist Anal Sex Meditation,' by Christoph Scherrer
Germans are racists in terms of religion. This is a wrong tale. Nowadays Scientology is making waves around Germany, yet I am a big fan of Buddhism. We have many Thai girls. We get Thai prostitutes for anal vaginal sex, and yes, they enjoy it deeply.
Today I want to share our method of Zen Buddhist meditation for anal vagina. This practice was learned from huge masters in the field of Buddhism.
Lay in your tub, then slowly breathe. Gently in and push me out. Just like those grand masters in the photos. See them taking deep breaths here:
http://analbuttocksex.blogspot.com/2011/05/anus-buttock-sex-through-buddhist.html
Spread your buttocks wide, let your anal vagina breathe. In and out, out and in. Just breathe slowly, moving your lips and your tongue. Just breathe, getting deeper and deeper.
Relax. Ooooh. Aaaaah. Inhale, then exhale, pushing your buttocks in and out.
Now spread your legs wider apart, bring a rock and place it right in the center of your buttock cheeks. It shouldn't hit the anal vagina yet. Imagine that this rock belongs to waterfalls of ancient Buddhist times, let's say in Japan. Now you're in the waterfall like the Zen Chinese and Japanese Huns who also practice the art of anal vaginal meditation.
In and out, out and in. Let your bums rest on the rock, which is not large enough to tease. It is small like a water wave in a swimming pool carrying electric shocks as it slowly twists and turns in the water underneath your bums and around it.
In and out, you must exhale and then inhale. Repeat the procedure, remembering that your buttocks and your anal vagina are two separate persons. Now deal like those grand masters in the photo above. Let your anus take charge and deal with the buttocks however it desires. Then let your buttocks rule. Inhale and exhale, exhale and inhale. Slowly. Let your anus communicate with your vagina. Inhale and exhale. Then exhale and inhale.
Now slowly rise from the water to place the rock back inside the waterfall. Inhale and exhale. Do not yet allow your buttocks to take charge of your vagina as you move. No, not yet. Exhale and inhale, then exhale and inhale. Now you are free.
Gaand Master with Lund [I don't know why Abhishek Sawant from Tata Institute of Social Sciences (TISS) asked me to write this on my site today]
Your Hun
Prof. Christoph Scherrer
